You haven’t had a girlfriend for a while since, quite frankly, you took a break from dating after your breakup a couple of months ago. Now you’re ready to move on, at least your body is telling you so as you’re horny all the time. Not getting laid for a while will do that to a man, especially on in his early twenties, in the prime of his life.

You had to move back in with your dad since you had moved in with your girlfriend quite some time before the breakup. It’s not ideal for anyone as your dad only got remarried himself less than a year ago, to his third wife, your new stepmom who’s twice your age.

Despite that, she still has a great body and a set of tits from the doctor’s office paid for by your dad’s credit card and she likes flaunting it.

You wake up from an afternoon nap on the couch to find her with your dick in her hand!

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Let me just check my tits in the mirror to see if they are still okay. Yes MILF lady, I can confirm that those puppies of yours are more than just okay, they’re pretty damn great especially considering they’re perfectly natural.

I, like every other teenager, used to fantasise about a few actresses, popstars and celebrities of the like that I thought hot at the time. Rubbing a few out on what I imagined they’d look like naked. It’s been a long ass time since I was a teenager and I recently discovered this site; Mr. Skin.

It’s probably old news to most of you and to younger people this site was likely already around for them to look up their celebrity crushes at the time they actually had those crushes but I’m catching up now.

I’m having a great time checking if there are nudies available of any of the celebs i used to have a crush on when I was younger and even ones I consider to be hot right now.

And what a pleasure it is with this 75% off discount to Mr Skin.

Heh, I’m the first to admit that I’m not exactly up to speed with what’s hip and happening so while this is probably old news, really old news even I didn’t know that there was such a thing as GILFs now. MILFs yeah, but GILFs no. I’m not surprised though, I’m not that naive, when it comes to porn, if it can be fucked or fetished it’s a thing to someone.

The prospect of fucking a granny really isn’t my thing, in fact it puts me off completely. I’m neither old enough nor do I have the fetish that would make that genre appealing to me but again I realise that there are probably many people who it does appeal to. I can’t say that I’d say no to a granny like this though.

I checked out this 45% off GILF Adventures discount link and found that it was actually a network deal. So while the granny part wasn’t where I felt I would spend much time there are 24 other sites and they are all thrown into the deal which makes this a pretty damn sweet opportunity.

This Jacuzzi session just got a whole lot more interesting.

What a crazy site this is. I was convinced that at 50+ years old it would be a bunch of wrinkled up ugly grannies and while some of these women may very well have grandchildren they are in surprisingly good shape and pretty damn sexy to boot.

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It’s a bit harsh to call someone like this a granny to be honest. All I’m achieving by doing that is making myself older than needs to be.

Despite how ironic it might be for me to say considering the title I chose for this piece; I have always found the Dutch to be an odd bunch and Mature.nl seems to keep in tow with that opinion.

This is no small fries site or network for that matter and I doubt they deliberately specialise in amateur porn but where everyone else is focused on absolutely spectacularly beautiful or godly chiselled actors they just don;t seem to give a fuck.

I have to admit that I respect that. Porn is for everyone and everyone fucks and like to fuck so anyone that want should be allowed to do porn.

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You really only ever need to experience a shitty lay with a hot chick contrasted by a great lay of a physically less attractive one to realise just how true that is.

By pure virtue of the principle then does it make it that you can almost expect better sex from a more mature woman because they simply know what they’re doing.

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I have not been married myself for many reasons other than just being an ugly motherfucker, but word has it that the hanky-panky thins out dramatically a few years into the marriage for the majority of couples. That’s just plain sad but makes me happy to be single.

If you can relate to this or not is not that important though, what is rather is that this nice deal for MyWifeIsMyPornstar.com gave substance to my fantasy of what my future wife might be like… I hope.

Wifes that just never lose the honeymoon fever. What a dream that is right?

Just imagine: As you walk through the door after a long day’s work she’s already waiting is the skimpiest lingerie with a pillow on the floor to cushion her knees, with the most perfect pair of blowjob lips at the ready!